C64 Longplay: Mega Boulder 5

Scrolling message at the beginning translated into English: "I'm currently on my world trip and arrived in Egypt today. You're all probably familiar with fertile Nubia, which stretches along both sides of the Nile until the Nile Delta begins. Things got pretty heated at the pyramids. Just like in ancient times, I had to fight for my life against grave robbers and all sorts of shady characters. They were actually after my Blu-ray discs; simply because diamonds appear in my favorite game, "Boulder Dash"! After I explained to these idiots, using gestures and broken English, that they were just electronic diamonds and not real ones, they let me go. My only loss was my newly acquired sun-shaped wristwatch from the pawnshop. I had it specially calibrated for the Nubian meridian for 99 BD cents. Oh well, it doesn't matter anyway. I never got on with this potato anyway because of its north-south orientation; so here's my latest tip: buy yourself one of those "alarm clocks" – they'll sell like hotcakes if you get robbed. Afterwards, you can calmly pull the latest radio-controlled wristwatch out of your pocket and put it on your forearm – or your leg, if you prefer – as if the robbery had never happened! That sets a B.D. fan apart from the rest of the crowd, who always start squealing the moment they get mugged. On my side trip to the Cheops Pyramids, however, I was warned against entering the interior! Even Khrushchev – the legendary, smelly-pickle-wielding buffoon during his UN statement – ​​was warned against entering the pyramids around 1960 because of unexplained phenomena inside them. So long, see you next time - yours truly, Skeletor!"