Joe Rogan Tries The Gollum Lifestyle (AI Voice)

Have you watched The Two Towers, the Lord of the Rings movie? If you remember there’s this little dude, Gollum, he’s a fuckin’ genius man. Eats nothing but raw meat, fish; dudes got his paleo diet down to an art, man. Bear-crawls everywhere, rock-climbing, dude’s athletic as fuck. He should not look as scrawny as he does, he should be one scary looking motherfucker, all muscle. No offense to Tolkien but he doesn’t know shit about fitness. I’ve started eating live fish and bear crawling everywhere, and I gotta tell ya I feel incredible, best shape I’ve ever been in. I’m telling you, man, Gollum’s like a Hobbit chimpanzee.