I am in Margarita Hell

We found the Worst Margaritas in America! Thank you Helix Sleep for sponsoring! Visit https://helixsleep.com/howtodrink to take advantage of their Memorial Day Sale Exclusive Partner Offer and get 27% Off Sitewide! Thank you to our Patrons for making the show possible, to become a part of the growing community visit http://bit.ly/H2DPatreon If you are making great cocktails at home and want easy access to great spirits check out Curiada at https://bit.ly/howtodrinkbottles - they deliver the best spirits right to your front door! HTD Shop: http://htdshop.com Cometeer: https://cometeer.com/howtodrink Patreon: http://bit.ly/H2DPatreon Curiada: https://bit.ly/howtodrinkbottles twitter: http://bit.ly/H2DTwit instagram: http://bit.ly/H2dIG Blog: http://bit.ly/H2DBlog Gear: https://amzn.to/2LeQCbW 00:00 - Worst Margaritas 00:37 - Bonita Azul Margarita 07:00 - Tasting Notes 09:28 - The Science of Sleep 12:01 - Cucumber Margarita 14:20 - Tasting Notes 16:50 - Sangria Margarita 19:42 - Tasting Notes 24:38 - Patron's Margarita Special 27:08 - Become a Patron! 27:42 - Cava Avocado Margarita 31:34 - Tasting Notes 33:15 - Red Bull Margarita 35:52 - Tasting Notes 38:40 - That's all for me, I'm done Bonita Azul Margarita: Rim glass with salt Build in blender 2 oz. or 60 oz. Blanco Tequila .5 oz. or 15 ml. Peach Schnapps .5 oz. or 15 ml. Blue Curaçao 1 oz. or 30 ml. Margarita Mix Crack ice in to blender and blend Pour into glass Optional: Add Sprite Cucumber Margarita: Rim glass with salt Build in blender 1 oz. or 30 ml. Lime Juice 1 oz. or 30 ml. Dry Curaçao 2 oz. or 60 ml. Blanco Tequila 2 Large Chunks of Cucumber .25 oz. or 7 ml. Simple Syrup Crack ice into blender and blend Pour into glass Sangria Margarita: Build in shaker 2 oz. or 60 ml. Blanco Tequila 4 oz. or 120 ml. Cabernet 8 Pumps of Apple Syrup 8 Pumps of Blackberry Syrup Crack ice into shaker and shake Open pour into glass Add Fruit Patron's Margarita Special: Rim glass with salt Build in shaker 1 oz. or 30 ml. Lime Juice 1 oz. or 30 ml. Dry Curaçao 1.75 oz. or 52 ml. Reposado Tequila .25 oz. or 7 ml. Mezcal Pinch of Salt Add ice and shake Strain into glass Cava Avocado Margarita: Rim glass with Hibiscus Salt Build in blender 1 oz. or 30 ml. Lime Juice Half of an Avocado 1 oz. or 30 ml. Midori 2 oz. or 60 ml. Blanco Tequila Add ice and shake Red Bull Margarita: Rim glass with salt Build in blender 2 oz. or 60 ml. Blanco Tequila 4 oz. or 120 ml. Margarita Mix Crack ice into blender and blend Pour drink into glass Top with Red Bull Slowly but surely, I'm starting a mailing list so that I'm not fully dependent on YT's algorithmized notifications system. If you'll sign up, I promise not to abuse your generosity, or sell your info to anyone. It's over on the blog right here: http://bit.ly/H2DBlog Incredibly Awesome People who make this show possible! Dennis Groome Matthew Tepfer Richard Rappuhn Whiskey Tribe Erik Språng Nicholas Tsotakos William Madrid Adam Doyle Todd Swain Bill Alex Bertrand That One Guy Sarah Chapin LackOfLifestyle M W Patrick Unger TokenChick AmandaKay Chris Psanis Eoheomili Joe Valieant AKA SMASH Russell Pope Sephiroth Kraig M Xiwo Xerase Zack Alexander Davin Ward Mary Kinnaman Turtle_Man1982 Martijn Bakkes Michael Gram Barb Lawler Brody Jason Stonehouse ScarletCinder Phillip Eurs Lokipellia sebby sharkey Brad Rogers UwU Bryan Vallee Eric Bishop Greg G Guppies Need Water Lt Tocino Stephanie Paich Craig Jorgenson Ben Doggett Bradley Mendrala Cameron Wilson Cat_Branigan Gregory T. Lucas Harry Correll KTDE Veilander Nathan van Opdorp Ramon Y Colin Paich Jerry Kris Zee Phillip Iovino Justen Vargas Erbie Gerbies Jordan Rapposelli Tripp Dinger John Huxley David collier Michael Johns Remington Cole Davis Tim Nikita Ioffe Ben Symmonds Billy Franse Darkha1o Ian and Hailey Jackie Hesketh John Flessner Nathan Jarmon Thyme TrueLunar Jordan Robertson Robby Delosier Andrew Wright Dale Meowgi Serious Dinosaur NJM Jon McKee Benjamin Boskoff Jan Guerrero ZIG The Overseer Doctor.Drewsif Charles Wheeler Jay Kenny turnbaugh Lawrence Leible Valentine Judnich Antoni Williams Ray Watters Scrimblo Bimblo, the Lovable Scrunko Arman Dowgiert Sol The Dreamer Brian Drew Copey Don Pattee Eric Bencivenga PiousVIII Travis Waoac Yahalla Wheeler Nuclear314 He_Who_Pours Ruth Oesterman TheRealDealXXL Xander Frost Russ Harvey