PKA 803 W/ King Trout & Bruce Greene: Rope Is Cheap And Gravity Is Free

Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! https://gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load-pka-collaboration-1/?rfsn=6138256.b4345db Go to https://painkilleralready.com and use ‘PKA10’ for 10% off NEW PKA merch! https://https://www.clubwpt.com Sign up using code ‘PKA’ Guest Social Medias: KingTrout: https://www.youtube.com/@king_trout | X: https://x.com/the_king_trout Bruce: https://www.youtube.com/@BruceGreene | X: https://x.com/brucegreene Support PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKA PKA on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0PmbMyemYMbHVg4v9JVjz6 PKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunes 0:00:00 - Kyle introduces the show and guests, Taylor the sponsors - No Woody this week! 0:01:18 - KingTrout’s mom’s serious car collision *DURING* PKA 795’s drinking episode 0:05:14 - Taylor’s awful adderall experience (Chris Michaels has audio issues & departs) 0:07:24 - Taylor, Trout & Kyle discuss their recent drinking episode regrets, injuries & hangovers 0:13:23 - Woody’s bloody stools and secret seizure & Kyle’s terrifying seizure story 0:18:12 - Greg Abbot’s wheelchair secret & would PKA vote for a wheelchair-bound President? 0:23:15 - Richard Dawkins vs sentient AI & ChatGPT’s jewish mattress conspiracy 0:26:53 - Kyle’s overly attached dogs & how he learned to play ‘Ninja’ checkers in the South 0:33:06 - America’s Civil War secrets, how American accents evolved & Scottish fried chicken 0:38:52 - Tobacco industry conspiracies, lead paint & humanity’s major microplastic problem 0:46:57 - Lead pipes, disastrous diets & watered down wine: PKA discusses the Roman empire 0:49:44 - Salted pork, grog, scurvy & corporal punishment: Terrible tales from the high seas 0:58:50 - Mermaids vs hot mannatees & should Lock and Load sponsor an adult entertainer? 1:03:59 - What would have happened if Kyle and Taylor renovated Nelly’s abandoned mansion? 1:08:20 - Tupac’s campy raps, the evolution of HIV treatment & more on Kyle’s Nelly renovation 1:13:56 - PKA’s experiences of tornado touchdowns & Trout’s childhood monster terror 1:18:25 - America’s public defendant problem & the injustice of the justice system 1:21:35 - Be warned: NEVER use the bathroom after Taylor has feasted on crabs.. 1:23:16 - Ad read: ClubWPT Gold, Lock and Load & PKA merch 1:26:55 - Bruce Greene joins and shows off his cool wall display of nerdy gadgets 1:29:10 - Movie talk: Trout’s awesome ‘Driver’ jacket & is there any hype for the Mandalorian? 1:38:15 - Romanian gypsies, European scammer justice & why you never rob an American 1:44:02 - First Amendment auditor freakouts, why the NRA sucks & firing range disasters 1:48:50 - Trout’s AK, Taylor’s lever action, hearing protection & oil can silencers & more 2A talk 2:03:22 - .44 Magnum vs Desert Eagle vs 50 Smith & Weston & the sad story of Gary Plauche 2:10:37 - Chomo prison justice & Epstein’s unashamed female accomplices 2:14:11 - RIP Norm McDonald and Chadwick Boseman, cancer sucks 2:16:41 - Woody’s health scare, Kyle’s due a prostate check & the diabetes dilemma 2:22:29 - The great PKA drinks debate: Root beer, soda talk, Diet Pepsi & 0% ABV beers 2:35:11 - Why Bruce drinks tap water everywhere & why Kyle refuses to drink water at all 2:45:43 - PKA debates reincarnation, the afterlife and religious experiences growing up 2:54:39 - More religion talk: How to make church days ‘fun’, church scandals & more 3:04:20 - Showering after gym class, creepy coaches & Kyle’s high school pig farm 3:12:27 - People who are way too comfortable flashing others & Taylor’s creepy gym coach 3:20:24 - Bruce leaves the show, Taylor creepy coach talk continues 3:22:07 - PKA’s experience of big kids and creepy teachers in elementary/high school 3:28:24 - North Sentinel Island & how Taylor would become king of a nasty Indian prison 3:34:49 - What’s the deal with this hantavirus cruise ship? Plus PKA vaccine debate 3:40:32 - Bananas, tropical fruit, oatmeal & gluten: PKA’s various allergy intolerances 3:44:52 - The time Kyle got VERY ill from nasty stream water on the 2014 PKA Survival Trip 3:54:42 - Kyle’s catfish cookout & did he *really* meet a mystery muffin man in the woods? 4:02:38 - KingTrout’s traumatising experience of eating fresh sushi from Lake Michigan 4:07:38 - The guys call it a show