SEC Roll Call - Week 5 (2025)

We've restocked our Roll Call shirts! Get 'em while you can: https://gettinplaceshop.com/ Bama’s got the squirt bottle out and Georgia’s learning new tricks, Tennessee’s heart rate monitor is begging for mercy, and Ole Miss is prancing around in a self-awarded crown. Auburn is spiraling, Florida is somehow proud of not losing their bye week, and Arkansas can’t tell if Bobby Petrino parked or crashed. LSU’s just happy to stir the pot, Texas A&M is feeling “good” but keeping that safety on, and Texas is already cracking jokes about alimony. Oklahoma’s heckling from the sidelines, Missouri is basking in the glow of another victory and Mississippi State is ringing responsibly (or so he claims) while still waiting for a ranking that never comes. Vanderbilt is running a one-line coaching hotline out of sheer chaos, South Carolina is sniffing out coaching changes, and Kentucky’s has straight up quit. Check out my Patreon, where you can watch an extended cut of this week's episode: https://www.patreon.com/posts/sec-roll-call-5-140040657