Terrible Pokemon Puns 05 #pokemon

Rattata, Raticate, pikachu, raichu, sandshew, sandslash, fearow, spearow, nidoran, nidorino, nidorina, nidoqueen, nidoking, vulpix, ninetails, ekans, arbok Rattatatatatatatata Rattatat Ratatta! Do you… need a gun that shoots that fast? Well yeah, how else am I gonna e-Raticate 30-50 feral hogs? A spear? Ow!? Thats just asking to get hurt. With this, I can send fear-owver there, causing them to retreat while im at a safe distance. Eeh-kans you be safer with your aiming though? Our shews and chickens Arboking nonstop in fear… What? Let me take a peek-at-you… hmmm Yeah, you’re weak and fearful! I’ll (raichu) write-your obituary now. Today we lost Lockstin, who loved his chickens-and-shrews (sandshrew) more than life itself. He went down fighting with Punches-and-slashes, (sandslash) as he was too un-american for automatic weapons. …Im gonna order a minigun online now. okay Now you’re scaring me a bit… do I needoran away? you need-to-re-NAgotiatie your feelings on the 2nd amendment. …Need-to-re _ NO I dont! YOU need-o-queen to help get you out of all this over-the-top macho stuff! NO! Cant you see I Need-oKING to help man me up! You---you CleFAIRY! gasp! … okay, I think you went to far with that one. You’re splitting us in two… can we put this Clefable behind us? … yeah, im sorry… I love you man. I love you too. -- GUYS LOOK AT MY VOLE-PICS! this ones mutated! It’s got nine tails!