PKA 766 W/ King Trout: Are We The Softest Men Who Ever Existed?

https://www.betterhelp.com/pka Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! https://gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load-pka-collaboration-1/?rfsn=6138256.b4345db Go to https://painkilleralready.com and use ‘PKA10’ for 10% off NEW PKA merch! Guest Social Medias: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@king_trout X: https://x.com/the_king_trout Support PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKA PKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunes PKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com 0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show, Taylor the sponsors - Guest joining soon! 0:00:15 - Why Japanese hornets are evil creatures & mosquitoes are nasty business 0:03:46 - The internet’s darkest adult site, retail theft fantasies & amateur vs step mom videos 0:11:22 - When adult stars end up being surprisingly good at fantasy football draft & Dark Souls 0:14:22 - King Trout joins, shows off his impressive freedom wall display & talks firearms 0:22:45 - FPSRussia’s best trickshot & the time he *almost* got impaled by a car door 0:28:44 - Fidel Castro’s oddly fascinating fixation of all things ice cream and bovine 0:32:51 - Taylor’s hilariously shallow movie knowledge & Kyle’s 200 IQ solution to fix it 0:38:12 - Kim Jong Un’s dairy desires & North Korea’s barking-mad military rations 0:42:21 - Russia vs Ukraine updates & the insane size of the US vs mainland Europe 0:46:12 - California’s gerrymandering power, adding 10 more States & Canada’s silly territories 0:51:03 - The decline of American baseball over 100 years and how to make the sport more fun 0:58:22 - If PKA went along to an NFL open try out & why UFC needs freak fight events 1:02:05 - The biggest animal PKA could 1v1 & Bruce Willis’ brutal battle with dementia 1:06:55 - How Taylor managed to lose his credit card during a last-minute Chipotle run 1:08:44 - Kyle, Taylor & Trout discuss their smoke/vape preferences + the joys of public smoking 1:24:22 - Bodily fluids, babies and politics: PKA’s biggest ‘red flags’ of dating women 1:36:44 - Movie dates, homeless vets & dinner disasters: PKA’s funniest dating experiences 1:46:45 - Shannon Sharpe’s scandals, Family Feud & The Price is Right vs Supermarket Sweep 1:53:00 - PKA’s chest size preferences & why Kyle would do naughty things for Orlando Bloom 1:59:03 - Would the guys rather date a VERY large woman or one into bodily fluid fun? 2:04:09 - Ad reads: Lock and Load, Better Help & PKA merch 2:07:27 - Sean Strickland’s rough sparring sessions & Why Kyle is done with UFC for now 2:11:37 - Lebron James’ school for dummies & why being an elementary school teacher SUCKS 2:25:19 - Corporal punishments, miserable math & hot teachers: PKA swaps school stories 2:40:47 - Kyle’s Bolivian Jeopardy trivia & King Trout’s friend’s trip to Monkey Island 2:45:02 - Home-invading bear standoffs, PKA’s bear experiences & polar-grizzly hybrids 2:55:20 - Diabetes man vs a hungry poodle & why everyone has a plastic spoon in their brain 3:02:20 - Trump vs mail-in voting & JD Vance vs Gavin Newsom or AOC in 2028?? 3:14:21 - Politics talk: Jon Stewart for President, the gender bathroom debate & 2A freedoms 3:22:01 - Just how bad were Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton to lose TWO elections to Trump? 3:27:35 - Trump’s infidelity scandal and Stephen Hawking’s Epstein Island aventures 3:32:52 - Anthony Cumia’s outrageous tweets & Howard Stern’s neverending legacy 3:41:17 - The biggest, and most hilarious, controversies of Howard Stern and The O&A show 3:50:15 - Kyle’s Jeopardy-inspired trivia & the best and worst SNL skits of the past 50 years 3:56:00 - Kyle’s geography Jeopardy trivia & the almost-undefeated Jeopardy contestant 3:59:20 - One in a million gameshow moments & the true story of the ‘Bubble Boy’ 4:02:27 - The guys call it a show