Pouncer goes up against a snake.

Pouncer has nails like Herod's meant to crucify. They fit nice and snug in his daddy's eye. Left or right he doesn't specify. I said but Pouncer why. He said so you don't spy. See he's doing cat nip getting super high. He likes to sink them in my skin cuz he thinks they beautify. Then he likes to lick my wounds so they will unify. Whether to slice my eye or thigh, sometimes he can't decide. So I said but bro, you could shred a fella altogether to mozzarella like a good fella with a propeller, yeah sever em ever tender, Pouncer make them deader. You're an offender, like an avenger, you won't surrender. It makes me wonder if you wouldn't be better fixed or transgendered. But whatever, Then I remember you'll be you forever, but it's just that I live in a blender with a contender, so I hope it won't offend ya if you dismember not me, but whoever. So I hate to say it Pouncer, but it's time to lay down the law n cut them claws on your paws cuz they're like chainsaws n like a poor man's money or a woman in menopause they never withdraw. I shoulda foresaw my cat would be an outlaw with jigsaws when he guffawed as he oversaw that macaw getting knawed in his jaw, but hey we all have our flaws... Happy! happy! #pouncerthecat #servals #cats