I'm Married... NOT GAY! — Rejecting People Who Never Hit On Me

What happens when you walk up to random strangers and randomly announce "I'm married!" — as if they were hitting on you... when they absolutely were not? Pure confusion. Pure gold. Jack Vale takes to the aisles of Walmart and other stores to deliver the most unprovoked, unnecessary marriage announcements to completely innocent bystanders — and their reactions are absolutely priceless. TEXT ME: (855) 936-1991 Buy a Pooter - http://thepooter.com Join this channel to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsDl6A77CrbkSJLtxQFVDGw/join Subscribe for more clean comedy and pranks! Follow me on social media: Twitter: https://twitter.com/jackvale Facebook: http://www.FB.com/OfficialJackVale Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jackvalefilms/ Business Inquiries: [email protected] Official Website: http://jackvale.com