Dog Takes Over Alpaca AirBnb

This was our fun trip to rejuvenacres.com, located in Michigan USA So we decided to alpaca our bags to check out an Air BnB with Alpacas on the walls. parking for alpacas, and alpacas in yarn form. We got up early, and Daisy here is rubbing the fence like she’s trying to start a lawn mower. And the turkeys waltz in like, “WE HEARD THERE WAS A THING.” Then I look over, and Ashley is petting what I assume is a rare, limited-edition alpaca. Nope. Farm dog. Fully undercover. Just here to soak up love and attention. The alpacas are like, “Hold on… the DOG gets the luxury spa treatment?” They were emotionally offended. I explain this is an alpaca-themed event. and the dog holds out her paw like, “I’m on the list” Ashley goes to pet the cat—the dog intercepts her hand. I go to pet the cat—and that dog reroutes my hand to petting her. And suddenly I’m petting the dog. The turkeys won’t even look at me. Too embarrassing. The alpacas are now speechless. Then somehow I’m in an ankle lock, and a knee lock. I can’t even leave. This is my life now. This place is called Rejuven Acres in Michigan – come for the alpacas, and stay for the dog.