We Forced Hank Green To Answer Life's Greatest Questions

Answer king, Hank Green, joins us to answer your assumptions. PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811 https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlike WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU SEE Damien Haas // https://www.instagram.com/damienhaas/ Hank Green (@hankschannel & @vlogbrothers) // https://www.instagram.com/hankgreen/ WHO YOU DON’T SEE (usually) Executive Producer: Anthony Padilla Executive Producer: Alessandra Catanese Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Channel Director/Creative Director: Mike Criscimagna Producer/Director: Nicole Blacklock Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon Director of Photography: James Hull Camera Operator: Reagan Frazier Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Post Manager: Luke Baker Editor: Patrick Horba Sound Mixing: Lila Rowel Sound Editor: Gareth Hird DIT: Beni Kimuene Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Instagram: https://instagram.com/smoshalike Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh 0:00 INTRO 0:46 HANK IS TIRED OF ANSWERING EVERYONE’S STUPID QUESTIONS 3:19 NEW BALANCE SHOES WILL BE UNCOOL DAD SHOES ONCE AGAIN 5:19 SPONSOR 6:22 ALL CATS ARE FEMALE AND ALL DOGS ARE MALE 8:05 THE MORE YOU LEARN THE MORE YOU FORGET 9:26 THE MULTIVERSE IS REAL AND IMPACTS OUR DAY TO DAY LIFE MORE THAN WE CAN UNDERSTAND 12:12 PEOPLE AREN’T BECOMING MORE STUPID, THEY’RE JUST FOCUSING ON SPECIAL INTERESTS 14:00 WE’LL NEVER KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE 15:34 HUMANS WILL BE ABLE TO SEE NEW COLORS ONE DAY 17:45 HAVING CONCRETE MEDIANS IN EVERY LANE WOULD PREVENT US FROM CRASHING INTO EACH OTHER 20:47 HUMANS CAN ACHIEVE LAMINAR FLOW WITH THEIR URINE STREAM 23:27 HANK IS TOO CHRONICALLY ONLINE WHICH MAKES HIM MISERABLE 25:26 BABIES ARE PROGRAMMED TO STOP CRYING WHEN A SLICE OF CHEESE IS THROWN ON THEM 26:50 IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO DISPROVE SIMULATION THEORY 28:45 WE’RE PROGRAMMED TO SEE BLACK & WHITE PHOTOS AS BEING IN MEMORIAM 31:24 COULD YOU SURVIVE OFF OF MILK ALONE? 33:47 GOOD THINGS ARE COMING 37:22 BLOOPERS