The News Hasn't Happened Yet | #3: UP

I put my face on the news. - Episode 3: UP! PATREON ► https://www.patreon.com/davidfirth - The Patrons keep this channel alive. No end to my thanks. Please become one too. Summary of headlines: 3 new species of birds on moon. Maths is wrong. UP is banned. People are happier than they have ever been. Music by Locust Toybox. The one you are wondering about is called Lemons in A Jar. It's on the album Stringland (2014) All Locust Toybox music is BUYABLE: BANDCAMP ►https://locusttoybox.bandcamp.com TWITTLES ► http://twitter.com/david_firth TIKKYTOKKLES ► https://www.tiktok.com/@saladfingerstiktok FACEBOOLS► https://www.facebook.com/pages/David-... INSTAGRIBBLES► https://www.instagram.com/davidfirth66 PATRONIZZLES► https://www.patreon.com/davidfirth If you didn't subscribe to me yet, I will probably stand outside your house until you do. http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=doki66 💾💾💾💾💾💾💾 TNHHY, Trying to make sense of the news. Hello my name is David Firth The news won't happen. We make the news. he news exploded. Big bits in a bag of . Bits of buggery newsy shit that nobody news about. When no one news. No one could nevernews spilling the news it's a factbomb or truthbomb not lying news newsergate newsbomb often called the dogsmack news witnessing the great news crash clickbait cracknews makes a stink news from the dogpipe. Nothing is happening anywhere ever. There is no news. The news hasn’t happened yet. The news didn’t happen, did it? The news won’t happen, but you'll forget about old news that never happened as the promise of new news will replace it. Exploding newspiss. This was just my thought process for the title. I thought I'd leave it here. Otherwise it's just a hidden compost heap in a file on my PC that will never again be accessed. 💾