Who Was Kangs

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Published5 months ago
Duration14:49
Video IDM5h7JMHIn0A
Languageen
CategoryFilm & Animation
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Made for KidsNo
Video TypeRegular Video

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https://www.instagram.com/farnooshstc https://www.youtube.com/@UCRHn9-KsFqmub67CvDti6KQ Who Was Kangs Transcript: In todays video we are going to set out and find out who really was kangs, but to make it interesting im going to be doing it for all the races, as just about every ethnicity has some type of larpers that try to claim history that does not belong to them. We are going to be making fun of these people and were going to start off with the most socially acceptable to make fun of and at the end talk about the least socially acceptable to make fun of. Spoiler alert its going to look like this one image from family guy except maybe stick Indians at the top for obvious reasons.The first ethnicity we are going to look at is Indians and their obsession with Aryans. Now to understand why this is considered we wuzzery we have to explain what an Aryan actually is. The Aryans are a people that descended from the ancient Sintashta peoples that populated the central Eurasian steppe around 2000 BC, it was the migration of these people eastward into the Andronovo horizon which is what we consider the early Indo Aryans, populations of these Indo Aryans continued south eastward before splitting into the Indo Aryans that would populate India and the Aryans that would populate Iran at the turn of the 1st century BC. So did I just prove that Indians are technically really Aryans? Well that’s what they would have you believe but its more complicated than that. The Indo Aryan peoples that migrated to India didn’t just inhabit an empty land. There were already populations like the ancient ancestral south Indian and Indus valley peoples that made up the majority of those already living in India. Here’s some facial reconstructions of what the Indo Aryans, the Indus valley and AASI peoples looked like, and as you can clearly see, 2 of these look more like what we see in India today than the other one. A lot of it can be explained by the difference in maternal and paternal lineages. Now these images probably wont make a lot of sense to most of you but to simplify it paints the picture that most of the steppe ancestry found in modern day Indians is found in the y chromosome lines rather than in the mitochondrial lines suggesting it was Aryan men taking Indus valley AASI women to bed, this is also supported by further studies of their genetic lines and explains the differences between north and south Indians, so if it was Aryan men taking Indian woman it doesn’t really make much sense for modern day Indians to larp online about being Aryan horse lords who would plunder the land, its more accurate to say that their ancestors were taken as concubines by the Aryan horse lords who were plundering the land, and in a roundabout way they are still being taken by these chariots this time only made of iron by the British. These Aryan peoples were also pastoralists meaning they lived off of herds of animals they raised, this included cows and cow meat, and they also introduced the earliest form of the caste system which is how they structured society. Now here’s where my own theory comes in, I believe that those early Aryans that migrated to India didn’t necessarily enslave or conquer the Indians but they didn’t really see them as equals. These Aryans would refer to the non-Aryans as Dasyu, people with dark complexions which the Aryans considered unholy. So, the Aryans introduced the caste system to basically keep these undesirables away from any sort of power. I also have a theory that because the Aryans didn’t want these Dasyus to eat their livestock they also invented the idea that cows are super sacred and you can’t kill them even though in the early Vedic texts the Aryans regularly sacrificed them for rituals. Anyway, this small population of Aryans ruled over the IV and AASI people slowly interbreeding with them until most of their actual Aryan ancestry got breeded out and they ended up looking like those same undesirables. But still even to this day you will have Indians online pretending that somehow Hitler would have respected them for being real Aryans and how they are 100% definitely not brown. But seriously there is a strangely large amount of Hitler glazing from Indians, just take a look at this PUBG Mobile Esports team, im sure this is what Hitler had envisioned for his Aryan race, pure blonde-haired blue-eyed Aryans, for sure. But yes, Indians calling themselves Aryans is 100% we wuzzery because most have barely any Aryan ancestry left and those that do have it primarily from Y DNA meaning their ancestors were plundered rather than being the ones that were plundering.

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