Terrible Pokemon Puns 06 #pokemon

Jigglypuff, Wigglytuff, Zubat, Golbat, Oddish, Gloom, Vileplume, Venonat, Venomoth, Meowth, Persian, Diglett, Dugtrio, Psyduck, Golduck, (in a bakery, bouncy vibrating breads) Woah… that is one Jiggly puff-pastry. oh yeah I’ve seen those, they ARE wiggly! Tuff to chew though. So hey, lets get out of here and check out the rest of the Zoo, BATh time for the birds is starting soon. oo! I’ve always wanted to witness a seaGull-bat-h. seeing a perfectly clean seagull is a bit strange, , yeah kinda, Oddish. hello zoo patrons, we apologize for the inconvenience, but due to the Gloomy weather caused by the vile-plume of smog, the remaining bird bath time is cancelled. AAWWW! well we cant let that get a pair-a-super guys like us down! (paras) yeah, theres still a Pair-a-sect-tions we havent seen yet. (pulls up map) This one has , quote: wine-tasting amongst trees. Its called Vino-nature. (venonat) more like Vino-mother… what i dont follow? because of all the wine-moms that are gonna be there, its mothers day. oh… that was probably the worst joke yet. meh, I diglett. (dig it) what the other section? whatever a drug-trioge is… OH its the vet’s storage, not an exhibit… well if my Meowthematics are correct, we can stop at the Persian animal exhibit to see some scorpions, and and still be in time for the k-pop concert. yeah! and actually I think I see the star over there --GAAAAASP! PSY!! DUCK!!! “ohp!” phew, that was a close one Psy, that was quite the gold duck!