Why I Deserve A Nuclear Weapon

https://www.instagram.com/farnooshstc https://www.youtube.com/@UCRHn9-KsFqmub67CvDti6KQ Why I Deserve A Nuclear Weaopn Transcript: The N word, many people are afraid of it, the utterance of the word causes some to panic or even get angry, wars have been fought over the n word and thousands if not millions have been killed because of it, but I am here to tell you that, you don’t have to be afraid of the n word. Of course, im talking about nuclear, be that energy or weapons. In this video im going to lay out the reasons why I believe I should be allowed to develop or even be gifted a nuclear weapon as a resident of the UK. Firstly, the prospect of me owning a nuclear weapon means that my neighbourhood immediately becomes one of the safest and quietest in the area, normal criminals have to consider police response times and camera security, those in my neighbourhood have to have a physics degree and calculate blast winds and special risk assessments of nuclear fallout. But even in civil cases the nuclear weapon comes in handy, imagine this your neighbour is an heh up and coming rapper and is playing his shitty music at 2am, your options without a nuclear weapon include: 1. Politely ask him to stop (he won't) 2. Call the council (they don’t care) 3. File a noise complaint (takes months to set up). With a very small, tasteful, nuclear strike, you can get ahead of all of that headache and in the process bring peace and security back to your neighbourhood. Honestly, the fact that you aren’t currently pursuing a nuclear weapon just shows how careless of a neighbour you currently are. The second reason why I believe that I should be allowed to have a nuclear weapon is it can be used to help stop, oh man haha yea you can tell I was pretty tired when I wrote this part of the script, now that’s a very charged statement but let me explain, I have a thing called a J-O-B job and with that job I make money, the government sees this and because of a thing called society and the social contract I am forced to pay taxes on that income, if however I decide that I want to keep the money that I work hard for, the government will fine and charge me with tax evasion. If I continue to refuse to pay my taxes the taxman will send the police to arrest me and I will most likely be prosecuted and sentenced to a lengthy jail visit, and what happens to a sensitive young man such as myself in jail, that’s right they will try to me, if you think about it that just means the government is me but it’s done via proxy, it would be a lot more honest if they cut out the middle man in my opinion, but that’s just me being pragmatic. Now, how does a nuclear weapon solve this? Well, if I were to possess nuclear weapons, not saying that I do, of course, and if I were to put a dead man’s switch in an area that, if subject to assault, would detonate the bomb. The government would probably think twice about trying to outsource my. I call it the backdoor deterrent. Now the government, realising that billions of pounds in damage and nuclear fallout would be more costly than just my income tax, would make them reconsider, trying to prosecute me. And the best part about this is that I'm not a greedy man, I believe that everyone should have a nuclear deterrent just as I would, this scenario would also make it so that everyone would also be a lot more polite to each other, given nuclear holocaust is only a single muscle contraction away. The third reason why I believe I should have nuclear weapons is that, it will be beneficial for future generations, some people that oppose me having a nuclear weapon might say oh “but think of the children” and “its illegal to own a nuke” and to that I say appeal to emotion and appeal to authority, those shitty logical fallacies wont work on me. Me having a nuclear weapon IS me thinking of the children, imagine my future child goes to school and someone thinks about bullying them, the threat of nuclear hellfire would quickly dispel any such stupid ideas, but not only in the realm of safety is my nuclear warhead useful but also in the realm of education. Imagine there is a science fair, your shitty little kids will come in with a baking soda and vinegar volcano while my son will be building a miniature guidance system to allow us intercontinental capabilities, your son will be making a shitty little copper wire and magnet generator while my son will be designing and building nuclear enrichment facilities, not only that but, when it comes time to actually look for employment, a recruiter might think twice about rejecting an application that has nuclear strike capable on it. It’s also great in debate club, you would be surprised at how convincing your arguments can become when they are backed by nuclear threats, “Yes mr stick you are correct, my argument does fall under the “don’t have a nuclear weapon fallacy” how silly of me, I concede the point and agree with your position as the correct one.”