Mario bros flying turtles farm 🤙🐢

An automated pump first introduces a concentrated fungal nutrient solution directly into Mario’s cranial cavity. The induced neural stress catalyzes the rapid generation of fungal bodies (mushrooms), which are then extracted via a conveyor channel. These are delivered to airborne Chelonian units (commonly referred to as “flying turtles”), which metabolize the biomass. The mushrooms act as both a high-energy saccharide source and a potent laxative. Within seconds of ingestion, the turtles excrete the digested material. This excreta is collected in sterile reservoirs, where enzymatic degradation gradually transforms it into a semi-stable emulsion cream. Due to irregular compound breakdown, this cream is occasionally deadly toxic. To ensure safety, Luigi-class subjects are systematically cloned and employed as bioassay testers. Mortality among these units is expected; deceased Luigis are immediately processed as supplementary organic matter, reintegrated into the nutrient cycle to enrich further mushroom cultivation. #weird #mariobros #sick #wtf