Dino in the Desert: A Dinosaur Run Song [by Random Encounters]

Google Chrome's dino is running, even when your internet isn't. We had this idea and decided to *run with it* for April Fool's Day! APPLE MUSIC ➤ https://music.apple.com/us/album/dino-in-the-desert-a-dinosaur-run-song/1805808048 AMAZON ➤ https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B0F383TRRF SPOTIFY ➤ (coming soon!) ✸BECOME AN ENCOUNTERER✸ ☑ Hit the Bell! ☑ Stream our Music! ☑ Get our Gear: https://random-encounters-shop.fourthwall.com/ ☑ Go Behind the Scenes: www.patreon.com/randomencounters ======================= LYRICS: A hundred million years ago, Before the Earth was manned, The Internet hadn’t surfaced yet And dinosaurs ruled the land. Then came a day of reckoning! A meteor arrived And smashed the planet half to heck Till nothing much survived. But one lonely Dino survived through it all, The last little t-rex on Earth. He raced through the wasteland on screens big and small To offer our offline new worth! If your network ain’t working, or the web’s down- If you find that your router’s outa gas- When your 3G is taking you to hurt town, And your dial-up is being straight up #&$%… Call the Dino in the Desert! Running, jumping to and fro! Hurry, little Dino in the Desert! You still have so far to go… Hop along back to your home! He don’t use no skates or scooters. He won’t ride inside of cars To a web site that won’t open, Or a phone with zero bars. He’s fought with throttled broadband And unresponsive pages! He’s been running on computers Since the prehistoric ages! Every crash takes him back to how it started… To a world where no Ethernet was linked… If the Internet had warned ‘em that the meteor was comin’ Then his family woulda never went extinct… Now he’s the Dino in the Desert! It’s the only life he knows… One lonely little Dino in the Desert Won’t rest until your tabs all close- Keep on hopping ‘till you’re home! When connections get unstable And online goes off the table, You can bet your bottom dollar He’ll come running when you holler! Say there’s photos, but your modem Isn’t letting you download ‘em, Or your emails aren’t inbound, You’ll find the Dino coming round! If your hotspot’s being spotty While you’re surfing on the potty, Or your speed tests tend to suffer, Well, he’s one tough motherbuffer! When your ISP’s not P-ing, He’s the being you’ll be seeing… If your wifi signal’s dropping, You can bet he’ll come a-hopping! If your web’s disconnected, he’s your hero! If your data rate ain’t great, then give a shout! He’ll be there when games are lagging, when connection speeds are sagging, Or your cyberspace is simply crapping out. That’s our Dino in the Desert! Nowhere is too far to roam… Good ol’ faithful Dino in the Desert, Long as you keep using Chrome. You’ll be never far from home!