How Did a Closeted Homosexual Beat the Chinese With His Magic Wand?

This episode is brought to you by Frive. Go to Frive.co.uk/fvh to get 45% off your first box. Introducing General Gordon: where there is war, there is a closeted gay man. General Gordon (Part One) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters: 00:00: The British Anthony Bourdain 04:55: Put your twat away 07:40: The diarrhea years 11:17: Imperial pomp 14:13: Greek Harvey Price 16:51: Walkies! 20:35: Konnichibosh 24:47: Ching & Chong dynasty 29:05: Physical anglophobia 33:47: Spanking Chinese Botties 36:19: Spank the gentle parent 39:30: All the wangs 43:35: Two chebs & a cheeb