How to win dirt bike arguments︱Cross Training Enduro

How to win dirt bike arguments and sound like an expert - even if you are an idiot (like us). Knowing how to ride a motorbike is only half the battle when it comes to a sex magnet for the opposite sex, the same sex, or species of your choice. You also need to know how to win dirt bike arguments and speak with authority on the best engine oil. Italian oil for Italian motorbikes. It's just commonsense, you moron. The best tyre. Try our training vids for working on your extreme enduro techniques. The new Xinjiang flesh ripper. That may be true using a framework of Newtonian phyics, but what about the quantum entanglement perspective? Even worse is when you get pinned to the wall with a question like "Do you really think they put Graham Jarvis' sweat in the the rubber compound for the Xinjiang knobby?" Don't attempt to answer the question. Sticks like crap to a blanket. Used on Honda Goldwings to climb Mt Everest. And best chain lubrication. Our dirt riding tips are great for developing your hard enduro skills. Baby seal chain lube. Instead, say "That's a very good question but I have one for you, would helium or hydrogen in your forks make wheelies easier?" Need hard enduro training? Work through our video lists. If this fails to distract them, knock their bike over accidentally. Clubbed daily for freshness. Seal in the goodness. I don't like to boast, but I'm very good at arguments. Just ask the two friends I still have. I think you've got some unresolved childhood issues that are making you defensive. On our motorbike rides, I am so effective at arguing that most riders have admitted defeat and no longer invite me on their rides. First? If you want extreme enduro training see our playlists of enduro skills to learn. Alcohol will always improve your incisive cognitive skills. If you drink orange juice after your ride you will just hide in the background while others speak. With beer you will speak longer. And louder. Roll your eyes if they say they've never heard of it. If they ask to see a copy, distract them by accidentally knocking their motorbike over. Use Latin phrases too. For example. Extreme enduro training vids are our focus. If you are enduro riding get into our enduro training vids. An 'ad hoc' summary of the Xinjian knobby is it grips like shit to a blanket, but a bona fide description is better polymerisation ergo more elasticity and ipso facto, improved traction. PS Quid pro quo Clarisse, quid pro quo. In short, all these terms mean "I speak Latin and you don't". And if you really want to deliver the knock out blow to any argument, finish with either of these statements. And you may even knock a few parked motorbikes over. Often your riding buddies will be so impressed they will walk away, knowing they can't match your incisive analytical skills. Still prancing around like a princess with that green powerband? Sometimes you will meet riders where none of these strategies work... in fact I meet a lot of them. It's time to grow a sack! Fill it with gonads. Don't just say the Xinjiang knobby is the best tyre. Say it's the 5.7% increase in artificial elastomers such as polybutadiene with its branched molecules that provide a low viscosity reaction conducive to 12 o'clock wheelies. Hard enduro techniques are covered in our training vids. Into enduro and dirt bikes? Check out our dirt bike videos. And if they ask for the source of your information, make that up too. Say it's from the peer-reviewed journal of Advanced Knob Polishing. Non gratum anus rodentum.A major problem is if you are arguing with people more intelligent than you are.This is an issue I face with almost everyone I meet. These riders can be very annoying as they make valid concise points actually backed with evidence. You need a pile of snappy comebacks such as: But what are your contextual parameters? Cross Training Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJAvmhgP0h1AEKY8vTEJPJg Cross Training Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/cross.training.enduro.skills/?ref=ts Our enduro vlog series: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLlur54ugvzNJlUO0y6D10jVOGMLI4Raci Cross Training website: http://www.crosstrainingenduro.com Like to support our vids? http://www.crosstrainingenduro.com/cross-training-support-donations.htm Traction eRag: http://tractionerag.com #crosstrainingenduro #enduro #hardenduro #extremeenduro