Pimp My Ride Tierlist Pt 2

https://www.instagram.com/farnooshstc https://www.youtube.com/@UCRHn9-KsFqmub67CvDti6KQ Pimp My Ride Tierlist Transcript: Aight we back for part 2 of the pimp my ride tierlist lets get into it. But I might have to do some voiceover sections for some of the clips in the video because otherwise it gets blocked globally, youtubers really are the most persecuted minority maybe only second to gamers. But anyway, up first we have a Frankenstein of a car which is the 1989 ford escort well its two ford escorts welded together but you know. , as you can see this car shouldn’t be on the road it should be donated to science to understand whatever dark arts were used to gum this bad boy together. Just so that everyone is on the same page welding the 2 cars down the chassis is known as a cut and shut and you don’t need to be an automotive engineer to understand that having a bunch of stress points in the middle of the car is a bad idea, in all fairness though, the welds aren’t even that bad but im gonna guess they’ll still shear after hitting a pothole, or turning the car too fast. Unfortunately for Kerry though, that isnt the only thing that’s wrong with this bucket of a car. yea that looks like either someone got reckless with cold weld bonding solution or the fossillised remains of an ancient tapeworm could be either or at this point. The show explains the reason why he doesn’t just get another car and its actually kind of touching, it turns out his father walked on him his mother and younger sisters and at a young age he had to step up and be the man of house. his car may be a rusted but the dude has a heart of gold. Lets see what Xzibit has to say about this two tone bucket of chrome. okay they didn’t even talk about this when Kerry was talking about the car, I imagine that leaving this parked in the sun is tantamount to having a portable gas chamber with all the tar fumes that get released when its heated. So no it is not gangster mr Xzibit. Xzibit then plays wheres weldo and counts the numbers of welds on the car with 4 total welds. And shortly after that mr x gives us a quick lecture on the possessive form, insightful as always mr xzhibit and I think hes correct it is what years are these cars, so the art of pimping is not the only thing that is being taught on this gem of a show. gotta keep it player I can respect it. So Xzhibit takes it down to the west coast customs crew and like any normal crew of mechanics they immediately realise that this car is basically a death trap . So they take into the shop and have a look at the underside to see how the car was put back together and my goodness, I thought it was going to be bad but I didn’t think it was going to be this bad. Yea glue on the underside holding the pieces together, and I don’t think this was put there by the show I think this actually was how bad the car was because the look on all of the crews faces is way more serious than it usually is. Fortunately for Kerry X makes a few calls and he manages to get a brand new Scion xB for Kerry which is kinda cool. So with the car now being actually pimpable, lets listen to what the crew has in store for kerrys brand new car. Paint department . Yea I can see the vision some flames would go quite nicely especially with the side body being so large, next up we have interiors department with Ish. standard interior swap, orange would probably go quite nicely with the flames and Ish usually cooks whenever he has an idea so I can see it coming together nicely. Up next is accessories deparment with big dane, Not only is it going to be a big huge sun roof its going to be a big huge giant sunroof, so really pulling out all the stops here fellas. But that’s not all for accessories a big huge chicken wing on the back too. Im not sure how aerodynamic the xB is but why not lets just stick a spoiler on the top to increase drag even more. Next up the homeboy himself mad mike with the electronics department, im excited to see what the big man has planned. so hes going to put a computer in the dashboard, the drive soft system and a big speaker in the back, which honestly im a little disappointed usually we have something insane by mad mike like the blender in the back of the amc pacer, but, maybe we just need to trust his process. Okay lets take a look at the finished product. . Okay first impressions im not going to lie the decals on the side are a bit , they kinda look like temporary tattoos that you get from chewing gum wrappers. Then there is the stupidly large spoiler on the back, which I guess they weren’t lying when they said big giant huge. It kinda looks like a funeral car except more silly looking. X just keeping it real as always will never not be funny, sometimes you just have to be straight up, and let the homie know that what he has is a piece of , that’s part of the pimpin play book.