Queen of Shadows

In the morn's soft glow, as the sun doth cast its golden rays upon mine kingdom, I, the royal feline, doth embark upon a most noble quest. Shadows, those pesky intruders, dareth to frolic within my domain! MRRRP! With a whisker twitch and a mighty pounce, I, the esteemed queen, doth strive to vanquish these insolent foes. Yet, lo and behold, 'tis mine own form that conjureth these elusive specters! 'Tis a merry jest upon mine senses, as I, in all mine regal folly, attempt to snuff out the shadows that are but a reflection of mine own majestic presence. The Simpleton looks on like a gormless gargoyle, the useless git! Oh, the folly of a queen, chasing shadows in the morning light! Oh, but the treat-treats I'll receive upon victory shall taste fine indeed, and the nap-nap, just as sweet. Meows and blessings be upon thee, my loyal subjects. Queen Shorty Shoshobeans