Do You Speak English? His Answer Saved His Life. And Said The Funniest Thing Imaginable

A woman walks up to two men and asks a simple question: "Do you speak English?" What happens next is a completely over-the-top comedy sketch that nobody sees coming. When the second man realises he's next, he desperately blurts out every English word and phrase he can think of in a hilarious attempt to prove he understands. The result is pure comedy, with his panicked rambling leaving everyone in stitches. It's absurd, ridiculous, and exactly the kind of sketch that catches you off guard. If you suddenly had to prove you spoke English in five seconds, what random words would come out of your mouth?