AI Slop Witch Hunt: My Wildlife Footage Was So Good It Was Removed - Best Compliment Ever

I was fortunate enough to spend my days surrounded by the wisdom of the magical and often mystical Dalmatian pelican. I witnessed them against a backdrop of Georgia O Keeffe pastels, happy Bob Ross mountain ranges, moody Tim Burton skies and I saw them close enough to think the magic of Jim Henson was somehow involved in the experience and when the snow started to delicately fall from the heavens I could hear a Danny Elfman soundtrack playing somewhere in my mind.