Ferrari Luce - It needs a big bad RANT!

I genuinely did not think Ferrari would ever make me say: “Maybe minimalism has gone too far.” The new Ferrari Luce has broken the internet and honestly… I get it. This isn’t about electric vs petrol anymore. Most enthusiasts have already accepted that EVs are inevitable. The problem is much deeper. Ferrari used to design cars that looked dangerous. Cars that felt emotional, irrational and slightly toxic. Cars that looked like they belonged outside a casino in Monaco at 2AM next to a man named Luca making catastrophic life decisions. The Luce? It looks like it was designed during a wellness retreat sponsored by Apple and oat milk. And before anyone says I’m exaggerating: yes, the design was developed with LoveFrom, the firm founded by Jony Ive, the man behind the iPhone. Which explains why this thing looks less like a Ferrari… …and more like it should come with screen time analytics and emotional support. Ferrari fans online are defending it with their lives: “Bro you don’t get it, it’s the future.” No bro. I get the future. What I don’t get is why a Ferrari suddenly feels emotionally available. A Ferrari should not feel calm, clean and spiritually regulated. It should feel like an expensive mistake with carbon ceramic brakes. Old Ferraris could seduce your wife. This one looks like the guy she vents to about you. And why does every luxury product now look like it was designed by a Scandinavian minimalist named Erik who whispers things like: “Objects should exist without ego.” NO ERIK. Ferraris should HAVE ego. Anyway. Maybe I’m wrong. Maybe I’m becoming the old man yelling at clouds. But somewhere in Italy… a naturally aspirated V12 definitely just updated its LinkedIn status to: “Open to Work.” Watch the full rant and tell me: Am I overreacting… or did Ferrari accidentally make the world’s fastest wellness app? #ferrari #ferrariluce #ferrarielettrica #supercars #carculture #automotive #luxurycars #carcommunity #italiancars #jonyive #appledesign #electriccars #ev #performancecars #luxurylifestyle #reels #viralreels #comedy #satire #carreels #automotivenews #maranello #fyp #explorepage