The BEST Arcade Beat ‘Em Ups EVER

I went down a beat ‘em up rabbit hole and came back with the BEST arcade brawlers ever made. And I brought infinite quarters because I know emulation magic! Binge TechDweeb: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLKhoWffbfVnazNbgHhv84XMBJxopjAiNK THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO BEAT EM UPS (BITMAP BOOKS): https://www.bitmapbooks.com/en-ca/products/go-straight-the-ultimate-guide-to-side-scrolling-beat-em-ups THIS HANDHELD IS THE RG477V. REVIEW: https://youtu.be/x9gW9To_saQ ╔═────────────── ◎ ──────────────═╗ 🧙‍♂️ TECHDWEEB // LVL 99 DWEEB EM UP ╚═────────────── ◎ ──────────────═╝ You are now under the protection of the Dweeb Ward. Take this root beer for your journey, and proceed with caution and lusty menu music. ༺ SOCIAL LINKS ༻ The map to all known dweeb-locations: 🔗 https://techdweeb.straw.page/ ༺ SHOP HERE TO SUPPORT MY WORK (please?) ༻ Acquire dusty relics and trinkets via my unassuming storefront: 🛒 https://amzn.to/3vWVZ4E ༺ MY GEAR ༻ The fabled tools of my daily grind: 📸 Camera ............... https://amzn.to/3CJVaDh ⌨️ Keyboard ............. https://amzn.to/3OhKIpt 💻 Mini PC .............. https://amzn.to/45HhpWV 🖥️ Monitor .............. https://amzn.to/3S0LSqm 🎮 PC Controller ........ https://amzn.to/4ecPQGS 🕹️ Retro Controller ..... https://amzn.to/4ecPQGS 📟 Retro Handheld ....... https://bit.ly/MMPlusLITNXT ༺ PATREON ༻ Join the circle of noble patrons and support the madness: 💰 https://www.patreon.com/TechDweeb Receive +2 respect from the Dusty Game Society. ༺ BECOME A CHANNEL MEMBER ༻ Unlock noble status and receive ancient blessings: 👑 https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgRaK4A7yi4ZELCLUjdP_pg/join Includes a shiny badge, rare emotes, and priority responses from your benevolent game master. ༺ DISCORD ༻ Gather ye all at the Dweeb Tavern: 💬 https://discord.gg/RfhFFcvazY Trade tales, share scrolls, and be weird with fellow adventurers. ༺ 📖CHAPTERS ༻ 00:00 A bite to eat 01:08 EVERYONE loves Beat 'Em Up's 02:47 Kung-Fu Master 03:19 Final Fight 04:08 Golden Axe 04:51 Cadillacs and Dinosaurs 05:30 The King of Dragons 06:10 Captain Commando 06:53 TMNT Turtles in Time 07:48 X-Men 08:42 The Simpsons 09:24 Dungeons & Dragons: Shadow Over Mystara 10:08 Alien vs Predator 10:57 Night Slashers 11:40 Bucky O'Hare 12:12 Growl 12:45 Battle Circuit 13:19 Warriors of Fate 14:00 Wrap up I ate a turkey out of a garbage can and then immediately made a video about the best arcade beat ‘em ups ever. Cause and effect. Science.