PKA 787 W/ Christopher Michaels: Smoke Shop Samurai

https://www.betterhelp.com/pka Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! https://gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load-pka-collaboration-1/?rfsn=6138256.b4345db Go to https://painkilleralready.com and use ‘PKA10’ for 10% off NEW PKA merch! Guest Social Medias: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@VINwiki | Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/christophermichaelsart Support PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKA PKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunes PKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com 0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show, Taylor the sponsors - Guest joining soon 0:00:11 - Why RFK Jr is all-in on whole milk and is he Making America Healthy Again? 0:08:57 - Woody’s colonoscopy farting frenzy, sneezing etiquette & China’s spitting problem 0:17:04 - Christopher Michaels joins mid-fart stories (Taylor’s friend and his truly terrible farts) 0:20:00 - When you just can’t hold that public poop anymore & Chris’ septic tank disaster 0:28:31 - India’s sewer pipe scuba divers & why crime scene clean up crew would suck 0:33:08 - Why chicken farms contain the most disgusting sights/smells known to man 0:37:53 - PKA’s experiences of pet pigs and cute cows - do they feel guilty eating them? 0:43:23 - Accidentally becoming a cannibal & the time Chris tried dog meat in Asia 0:52:13 - Paralysing yourself by accident & why Kyle wouldn’t want to live if he was paralysed 0:56:21 - McDonalds, Bojangles & hostile Popeyes employees: PKA talks fast food 1:06:09 - Unusual building retrofits, Steak and Shake weed shops & XXX PIzza Huts 1:08:40 - Why Kyle wanted a house fitted with a pneumatic piping system as a kid 1:11:23 - If PKA only had a few days to live, would they rob a bank as their last act? 1:14:30 - Toll booth heists, DUI evasion & more: Chris shares hilarious family driving stories 1:20:46 - PKA reacts to the latest Minnesota/ICE situation and ongoing protests 1:30:10 - Kyle’s Florida boat adventures & Chris’ multiple boat escapades with multiple wives 1:39:54 - How Chris lost a dinosaur in a divorce & why uber-rich men always need a prenup 1:48:02 - Why Abe Lincoln turned down a woman because she smelt REALLY bad 1:50:48 - Middle Eastern male moisturiser rituals, nasty Victorian hygiene & historical hoaxes 1:57:28 - Will the USA invade Greenland? Is there a way to persuade Greenland to join the US? 2:11:10 - PKA’s experiences of swimming with penguins, stingrays and whales 2:17:41 - Ad reads: Lock and Load, PKA merch & BetterHelp 2:20:00 - Kyle’s PKA animal horror movie of the week: Good Boy 2:23:56 - The time Chris found two bodies in a desert and his other ‘true crime’ encounters 2:34:33 - How Chris counter-robbed a mugger with fake a samurai sword dressed as a pirate 2:39:57 - The secret lore/history of the bowie knife lore & Hutch’s HUGE magnum revolver 2:46:14 - The time an armed hit and run driver crashed his car on Chris’ property 2:52:53 - NASA’s ‘upcoming’ moon mission & what are America’s most dangerous jobs? 3:00:57 - People who get sucked into a plane engine & why the TSA & Atlanta airport sucks 3:05:51 - Did Chris Michaels witness a terror plot being foiled in London back in 2014? 3:14:06 - Pre 9/11 flying experiences, poor plane etiquette & why American Airlines SUCKS 3:24:35 - Doordash’s ridiculous dynamic pricing & corporate America’s secret ‘peasant tax’ 3:28:26 - Where does PKA stand on the Michael Jackson allegations? Is he a secret tough guy? 3:30:31 - Movie talk: Nothing But Trouble, DVD vs 4K streaming & Kyle’s hotel room Roku 3:37:42 - The UFC’s new Paramount deal & Woody’s oddly specific LGBT underwear algorithm 3:43:10 - Chris breaks down the strats, logistics & friendships of the US cannonball challenge 4:08:34 - Christ shouts out his socials, the guys call it a show