Chickadee Attack Survivor Part 2

This tree is totally infested with little birds. I barely survived that last attack — which I posted as a public safety warning. Now they’re landing on stuff they absolutely do not own. So I’ve decided to fight back with high-calorie snacks... Because if you can’t defeat your enemies, you might as well feed them until they slow down and take a nap. Also, snacks have a side effect nobody talks about. They create arguments. Trust issues. Side glances. And the unspoken question of every group dynamic: “Why did she get to have more?” Then comes decision fatigue. They stare at the snacks like it’s a menu with no pictures. One bird drops a seed like, “I’m done.” Then flies off with it like, “Okay just one more.” Eventually they retreat. And I realized sometimes survival is just about standing still until it’s over. Stay safe people.