I Spent $100,000 on a Fake Girl & She Still Rejected Me 💔

This is a disaster. Not a personal disaster — I'm fine — but a complete disaster for Leon, my incredibly handsome avatar who I dressed in a red samurai outfit, lavished with gifts totaling somewhere in the six figures, and sent to the beach to apply sunblock to a woman who then played pong and forgot I existed. This is the dating sim experience. This is love. Over the course of this video I: bought her boots she immediately didn't appreciate, applied lotion to her face which I'm not proud of, got paid to kiss her (which is a mechanic I did not expect and fully support), massaged her for what the game implied was five years, won her over with a hibiscus and a black ribbon, and still ended the night alone. He's a champion. He went to bed alone like a champion. I also went to college to pick up girls. It didn't work. If you've ever wondered what dating looks like when you take it to its logical extreme — infinite money, infinite patience, infinite massage sessions — this is the scientific result. The good news is she eventually liked me. The bad news is I had to earn it by rubbing her arm like a golden retriever at a petting zoo. After this I went home and read my Bible. #Onision #DatingSim #AnimeDatingSim #JapaneseDatingSim #HentaiGame #LetsPlay #GamingComedy #AnimeGame #FunnyGaming #OnisionGaming #DateSimulator #AnimeDatingGame #CringeGaming #AnimeComedy #GamingFunny 🎬 Help get NEW Onision videos made! Fund Onision, UhOhBro & OnisionSpeaks videos here: https://onision.forum/index.php?/clients/donations/ (alt link: https://oni.red) 💥 Watch NEW Onision videos now on: @Onision 🔥 Onision Discord: https://discord.com/invite/SJK4rNZ58P 🎁 Send Onision & Family Gifts: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/35HZLQBXVMQNQ ⏰ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@onision.net 🦋 X (Twitter): https://x.com/onision 🎧 Onision’s Latest Music on Amazon: https://music.amazon.com/artists/B007EEMKY4/onision 🦩 Onision on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/2yuPRowcA4l4IpOEzOphDh 🎶 Onision on Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/us/artist/onision/422119584 💥 Onision Site: https://Onision.com 🤖 Rumble: https://rumble.com/user/OnisionPrime 😋 Bitchute: https://bitchute.com/channel/oxfrDuhHmE2y ☠️ Daily Motion: https://dailymotion.com/onision 💥 More Links: https://allmylinks.com/onision 🚗 Buy a Tesla: http://ts.la/gregory3733 Subscribe to... 1️⃣ Onision: https://youtube.com/@Onision 2️⃣ Speaks: https://youtube.com/@Speaks 3️⃣ Encore: https://youtube.com/@Encore 4️⃣ Onision Reacts: https://youtube.com/@OnisionReacts 5️⃣ Onichan: https://youtube.com/@Onichan