I Made Albuquerque Bachelors Call Their Parents On Stage

The "I'm Not Toxic" Healing Tour hits Albuquerque and it's an absolute rollercoaster! I pull single girls from the crowd, line up the city's "finest" bachelors, and let chaos (and maybe love) take over. FaceTime calls to sleeping parents, a bodybuilder, an architect, and zero dads to be found — this one has it all. 🎟️ Tour dates: Austin, Denver, Boston — get tickets at marni.com 🎙️ New podcast: The Martini Show — subscribe now for interviews with comedians, politicians, and business leaders TIMESTAMPS 0:00 – Tour announcement (Austin, Denver, Boston) 0:40 – Show opens 1:00 – Albuquerque crowd intro 1:07 – Finding the first single girl: Monica 3:34 – The search for Monica's match begins 4:06 – Bachelors step up: oil field guy, painter, city worker 6:48 – Getting to know the guys (relationships, healing, PTSD) 8:24 – Date ideas and hobbies 9:49 – The kids question 10:29 – Monica picks her match 11:14 – Wait... he just started going to church last week? 11:37 – Romantic beso (kiss) moment #1 13:17 – New contestants: Alexa and Mari 14:18 – Bodybuilder vs. crime scene technician intro 16:49 – The guys line up for Alexa and Mari 18:09 – Meet the bachelors: Antonio the architect, Jose the tower climber, Tanner from HP 21:39 – Mari gets a second shot 23:02 – The faith and family questions 24:39 – Mari picks her match: Tanner 25:05 – Romantic beso moment #2 27:07 – The "call your dad" test begins 28:54 – Dead dads, no phones, and chaos 29:36 – Calling moms instead 30:46 – Mom's asleep... awkward 32:10 – FaceTime mishap with the crime scene tech's mom 33:44 – Final date pitches: Ruth Chris, hiking, clubbing, "vibe coding" 37:00 – Alexa picks her match: the architect 37:33 – Final romantic beso of the night 38:00 – Show recap and Albuquerque sendoff 38:28 – Outro + Martini Show podcast plug 👍 Like, comment, and subscribe for more crowd work and dating game madness #StandUpComedy #CrowdWork #DatingShow #Albuquerque #ComedyTour