Stirling Mortlock Makes His Much Anticipated Return to the KOKO Couch

This week on the KOKO Show your prayers have been answered! You have begged and pleaded for this man to return and KOKO has delivered. Coming in and running a juicy unders line from the outside channel is a man that goes by many names and has just as many different personalities. He has been called Snorkatron, Snorklebeanie, Captain Insano and of course the Porn Master. This Linfield legend lives off a steady diet of reminiscing about his 2003 SF intercept, making the tech world his bitch and forcing people to tell him that his lisp even as an adult is still really cute. So please put your hands together for Stirling Austin Mortlock! With Stirlo in tow the lads get down to business throwing questions at the Oracle in a segment we call ‘Snork Talk’, they chat about the current Wallabies set up and they shine a light on what actually happened when Morty called a Code Red on Swoop. Plus, we chat about round 9 of the Superb Rugby and we play a new little game called ‘Green and Goldylocks’. Finally, we reintroduce old friend NordVPN back on the show as a sponsor, as well as the lads get giddy about the news that they are heading to Super Round in Christchurch in only a couple of weeks. Plus, we let Swoop run a muck inside his Temu cupboard and boy, let's just say he is giving main character vibes. So sit back, relax and let the innate beauty of Snorkatron fill your every orifice, it has been worth the wait. It is time for an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons. TIMESTAMPS 00:00 - Start of the show 02:34 - Stirling Mortlock surprise 03:41 - Nord VPN Sponsor read 05:55 - Stirling as a dad 08:18 - The famous code red on Swoop at the Brumbies 16:35 - Snork Talk Segment Begins 18:40 - Stirling as a captain 23:27 - The Wallabies’ outlook in 2027 and 2027 28:28 - The best players have another gear 34:57 - The current Wallabies’ coaching set up 35:51 - Stirling’s work in sports tech 39:44 - Snork Talk Rapid Questions 46:44 - Stirling’s Wallabies back-line 49:58 - The Giteau Law is back 53:00 - ‘Green and Goldilocks' Game 01:02:48 - Super Round Christchurch Plug 01:06:35 - RUGBY ROUND UP SEGMENT 01:10:42 - Swoop’s Temu Cupboard 01:19:25 - Close of the Show NORD VPN DEAL - Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to https://nordvpn.com/kokoshow to get a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 4 additional months on top! It’s completely risk-free with Nord’s 30-day money-back guarantee! SUPER ROUND TICKETS - https://super.rugby/superrugby/superround/ BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.com Make sure you follow us on all socials: INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected].