Pouncer The Cat

Meet Mr. Kisses.

Pouncer is a one year old male African Serval Cat who enjoys mud, bugs, rabbits, dressing up, ceiling fans and his teddy bear. But in reality, Pouncer is a thug cat who raps in a cap eating the rats he slaps. He's a bad ass cat that'll smack and wack you, take a cat nap, kidnap you eating flap Jacks. He snacks on Democrats, diplomats and aristocrats, and yup, he LOOOOVES pussy cat nymphomaniacs. Facts! Happy happy! And no, he ain't no Savannah Cat, but he smokes weed with them on haystacks, tells himself meooow and congrats, lets time elapse, giving them flashbacks. But to keep it real, he does take kickbacks in rats to avoid setbacks. He zigzags but never back tracks. And yes, he does eat knickknacks, and so I do take Xanax to relax my synapse, and I often relapse and collapse. And no, he's not a Bobcat. He's an acrobat cat who tees off with a single digit handicap. So perhaps we should recap. Pouncer is the real deal, not some copycat. And yes, he's seen my women climax. Once he even ate a tampax in Halifax, got a taste for blood upon contact, but no more of that, see daddy's had to make cutbacks. So next time you call Pouncer this or that, watch your syntax cuz he'll eat your kneecaps, tap your girl in a shack, hack your crap, stomp you like a doormat and post it on Snapchat! So next time I hear, What kind of cat is that? Pouncer's gonna eat you for a snack! For more Pouncer see: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLOGO9k4ocYy1f8wLF3augbc-bOiofwWob&si=7U3vBGfShE2AZkWY #pouncerthecat #servals #cats