Pouncer The Cat

Pouncer is a Serval Cat who enjoys rabbits and ceiling fans. He is the most beloved and well dressed cat in the world. He will not sleep without wearing his pajamas getting tucked in with a kiss, a bedtime and his teddy bear. Pouncer has fans across the globe, but he has eaten several. Pouncer jumps so high he once wound up in outer space for a week. His dad has considered getting him a girlfriend as he has been humping his teddy bear quite rigorously of late. Then he realized he was in the same boat n figured they might as well suffer together. Pouncer enjoys urinating on his father's clothing. His dad was once dreaming of making out with a hot 27 year old Latina only to wake up and find it was Pouncer sticking his tongue in his mouth. He was very disappointed, and his tongue tasted like rabbit. He once dreamed of gargling an ammonia tasting mouthwash, but it was really Pouncer peeing in his mouth. Pouncer loves you very much. He did not eat that parrot.