Larry, the Downing Street Cat - Reporting Live for the Cat News Network (CNN)

Somewhere behind a damp drainage pipe of great constitutional importance, I can exclusively reveal that several suitcases — the sort owned by men who say “moving forward” in meetings- have been shuffled mysteriously from one corridor to another. This is Larry, Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office and part-time correspondent for CNN, the Cat News Network, reporting live from Downing Street, where the atmosphere remains tense, ceremonial, and faintly scented of overcooked fish and political panic. #cats #larrythecat #cutecats #britishpolitics